Friday, November 30, 2018

Zim's steps to sleeping in the linen closet:

1. Check closet to see if stupid human has left open a crack (all you need is for your paw to fit)
2. Using your paw, slide the closet door open
3. You're in!
4. Don't forget to pull down any clean linen/blankets/towels before you find a nice spot to sleep (on multiple shelves)
5. If you can, even try out a bunch of spots, ensuring fur is on as much of the clean linens/blankets/towels as possible
6. Find a nice spot to sleep, push out as many linen/blankets/towels as possible to ensure sleeping spot is optimal
7. Sleep
8. If stupid human finds you, glare at them because they should always have this open for you
9. Only come out if you are yanked out, or if stupid human says you'll get wet food or a treat
10. Otherwise stay put and hold your ground!